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♪ Tubi, Tubi ♪

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(Monica): Previously, On The Z Suite...

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- Just came in to make sure you're ready for the Magma

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pitch tomorrow. - Do I know what I'm doing?

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- No. - Gen Z has ruined this country.

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Ruined! I hate them so much. I hate them.

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Ugh!

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- Monica. - Hmm?

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- I'm gonna tell you what I told Paula Deen in 2013...

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You're cooked.

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- I know you'll find your way back into the game.

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Let's have dinner. Talk about your next step.

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- Please, Kriska, let me service the existing accounts.

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I live to serve. - Okay, okay. They're yours,

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Minnesota Matt. They're yours.

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(scoffing) - You won't regret this.

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- You will regret this.

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- Looks like we have a new campaign.

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(Kriska squealing)

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- Doug, we're starting our own agency.

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(rhythmic music)

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- These are from the folks at Magma.

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- Oh, my god.

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They like like us, you guys! It's almost as if

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we're crushing this job.

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- Thanks to Atelier, men all over the world

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will be able to proudly discuss their dong dysfunction.

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- I just came for the paycheck, but look at us now...

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saving lives. (grunts approvingly)

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- Kriska? Your call with George is about to start.

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- Oh, George! We love George!

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(computer dings)

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George, how's your tennis game going?

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- Blew out my elbow.

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My wife has to help me into the bath.

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She keeps talking about my heinie.

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Baby talks while she does it.

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(muttering): Hot. - It's a nightmare.

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- My bad. - So,

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when can I see a mock-up of my Super Bowl commercial?

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(whispering): When is football?

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- Girl. - You know, I approved

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the concept weeks ago.

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Monica would've had a mock commercial ready

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in about ten days. Sometimes three!

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I need to see a proof of concept

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before I can sink millions of dollars into this campaign.

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- Absolutely, and you are in good hands, George.

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You know, prior to becoming CEO,

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I literally created thousands of TikToks promoting brands.

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- So basically little online commercials--

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- But what she was really doing George,

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was promoting the thing she believed in most

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in the world:

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she sold herself on the internet.

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That came out wrong.

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I don't mean like OnlyFans,

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although, sex work is work--

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- We'll get you something by the end of the week.

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Okay? Bye, George! - B... Ow!

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(computer dings)

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- So, I get that a mock commercial

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is like a mini, fake commercial...

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- Mm-hmm. - But how do we make that?

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Like, officially?

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- Mmm... (Elliot clicking tongue)

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- Annabelle!

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Hi, hun. - Mm-mm.

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What can you tell us about industry mock commercials?

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- You should look at what's in our client files.

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Monica and Doug's old mock commercials are in there.

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- Do we really wanna poison our brain

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with their geriatric stank?

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- Great point. You know what? We just need a creative session.

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Clem, you're an artist. How do you get inspired?

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- Porn and pie.

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And nature.

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- If anybody needs me,

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I'll be in all-gender restroom,

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primal screaming.

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- Love you, bye!

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- Okay. We're not doing porn...

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- AW... - But take the corporate card

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and get some pie.

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Oh, homemade, please. - Mm-hmm.

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- Gluten free! - Mm-hmm!

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- Clem! Vegan, if possible! - Okay, so... not pie.

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- Elliot, do you still talk to that nature harpist?

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- We never spoke. Just transcended

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time and space together. - Romantic.

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- Also, he died. - Oh.

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- But he has a Spotify. - Ooh!

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(theme music)

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(rhythmic music)

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(sirens wailing)

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(hostess): Bennet Buffy? Just over there.

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- Thank you. - You're welcome.

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(soft jazzy piano music) - Hi!

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Oh, please, don't get up.

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- Are you sure? - Yes.

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- I mean, I've already got up. - Alright, well then,

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stay there. Good? (chuckling)

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- I'm gonna get down. - Okay.

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- Surprised you showed up. - Oh, well...

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not too many people in town brave enough

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to be seen with me publicly. - Aww.

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- Plus, seeing you always makes me feel...

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smarter and more attractive.

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- Insult me all you want, babe,

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but I've never seen you looking so desperate.

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And I watched you outbid a Make-a-Wish kid

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for a brunch with Alex Rodriguez.

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- Oh, I'm not desperate, babe.

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I'm just... finding my way.

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- Well, maybe I can help you with that.

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- Really? You'd be willing to help me even after...

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- After you got me kicked out of Atelier

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and stole my promotion. - Well, I'm not the moron

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who slept with Oliver's girlfriend.

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- And you didn't need to tell him.

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- I think, in the grand scheme of things,

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it worked out okay. I mean, look at you now.

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- I mean you're not wrong. I'm hotter than ever.

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Although, I do wanna get my earlobes reduced.

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- Huh? - Don't look at them.

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- Oh.

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- Look, it took me a while to get out of that hole

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you dug me. But you started me down the path

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to running my own agency.

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So, consider this meal my payback.

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- Oh, what are we? Friends now?

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- These days, we've got more in common than not.

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Particularly this cancel culture generation

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that are trying to kick us to the curb.

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(grunting) Look, Mon.

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I really do feel bad for you.

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- Don't. Ugh. Sympathy enrages me.

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Especially coming from someone who dresses like

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he wants to smell like belts.

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(Monica sighing) - Oh...

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- Anyway, Doug and I

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are starting our own company,

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and... (scoffing)

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I could use your help.

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- Oh.

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- If you have any leads...

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I'd really appreciate it.

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- You know, I can think of one client

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that's really looking for an agency right now.

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But they are so beneath you.

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- Well, I'll be the judge of that.

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- Are you sure? Because I think you're pretty classy.

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- I'll take anything. Just give it to me.

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- It's Pig Feed International.

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(gasping) - Oh, God.

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(snorts like a pig)

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And, believe me, the owner,

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he looks like an extra from Deliverance.

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But if you get them, it'll be good money.

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It'll be a solid foundation for you.

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(sighing)

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(groaning)

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- Thank you... Buffy.

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Just know that when my agency gets on its feet,

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I will be going after your clients.

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- Aw, selfish, predatory,

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and deeply, deeply honest.

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

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(Monica chuckling)

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(Bennet slurping loudly)

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Oh! Got a bit on my trousers.

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(rhythmic music)

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- I think we should focus on the basics

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of what Monica and I pitched,

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but tweak it and Gen Z-ify it more for George.

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- Okay, so we need a tour bus,

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a band, a desert,

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Olivia Rodrigo, and then a... stadium concert?

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- Mm, how are we gonna pay for all of that?

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Need I remind you, I bought a sauna

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for the storage room?

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(sighing)

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Oh. I bought a sauna for the storage room.

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- Okay, well, maybe we just focus on the concert.

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And we can use a green screen. - Yes!

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Lights, colors, beats.

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(imitating beats)

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- Ooh... (Elliot vocalizing)

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- You know what? We can scale it way down.

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Shoot it here in the office and cast our own people in it.

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(Elliot gasping) - So... who's gonna play Olivia?

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- Maybe Kriska?

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- A truly inspired suggestion.

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Thank you, Clem, but, no.

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CEO, I have to give the appearance of fairness.

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Can't just pick myself. - Great, I'll do it.

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- We'll have a panel of judges pick between the two of us.

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- Mm... - Uh-huh...

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And who's gonna pick the panel?

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- Me. I'm the boss.

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(scoffing)

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- I can't wait to see how this turns out.

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(rhythmic music)

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(cars honking)

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- Pig Feed International. Squeal with joy!

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(pigs squealing)

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- Well, Ambrose, I hope our presentation

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gave you some insight into what we have to offer

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in a competitive industry like yours.

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- It is tough out there, you know.

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- Yes. - We are always trying to get

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over the misconception that we only sell Pig Feed.

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(Monica scoffing) - I can see how that's

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been a challenge, considering that the company's

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name is Pig Feed International. (chuckling)

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- Yes, but we do feed for all kinds of livestock.

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It's only called Pig Feed International

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because my papa's last name was Pig.

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So it's Pig... Feed... International,

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not Pig Feed International.

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Hear the difference? - Well, that makes a lot

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of sense to me. - Very enlightening.

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Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

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We will definitely make it clear

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that your company sells more than just feed for pigs.

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I've got that now. - Absolutely.

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- Good. You've got yourself a deal.

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(Doug squeals) - Oh! Thank you so much!

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We're gonna make Papa Pig proud.

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(pig snorting)

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- You know, I wasn't sure I was gonna sign with you.

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I get kinda turned off by all them big-city New York types.

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- I hear you.

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- I tried doing business with your old company,

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but some account guy just kept saying,

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"Boo-yah" to all my suggestions.

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It just wasn't professional. I think his name was Matt.

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- I'm so sorry to hear that. - Yeah, Matt.

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- Mm-hmm. - Interesting.

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- Now I expect you to keep your promise

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and come down to see the plant and the stock yards.

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You can stay with me at my house.

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You two can share a bed, right?

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- Such a generous offer. - Yes, thank you!

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(chuckling) - Lemme ask you something.

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- Mm-hmm?

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- Thems your real teeth?

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- They are. Goodbye now.

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(chuckling)

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- Hey, did you hear what he said?

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- Yes. You can't tell they're all crowns, can you?

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- No. About Matt! If they've got that doofus

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handling clients, I bet we could easily steal them back.

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- Easily. (Monica gasping excitedly)

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(rhythmic music)

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- Auditionees, step forward,

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tell your name to the director.

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00:09:44,982 --> 00:09:46,684
- Wassup!

259
00:09:47,351 --> 00:09:48,386
(sighing) - Any interesting fact

260
00:09:48,452 --> 00:09:49,554
about yourself and why

261
00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,789
you are most qualified to play Olivia.

262
00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:54,192
- Oh... okay.

263
00:09:54,258 --> 00:09:56,394
- Hi, I'm Kriska Thomson,

264
00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,729
and my interesting fact is every club I've ever been in,

265
00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:01,399
I've been elected president. And I have never

266
00:10:01,465 --> 00:10:02,767
been broken up with before.

267
00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:05,436
- Count your lucky stars. - And I am qualified

268
00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:07,371
to play Olivia because someone at a bank once asked

269
00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:09,440
if I was a model. And I think if you can be pretty

270
00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:11,209
at a bank, you can be pretty anywhere.

271
00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:12,510
- That's right. - She's so right.

272
00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,111
- So I clearly have star quality.

273
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,580
- We'll be the judge of that. (chuckling)

274
00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:18,082
- Elliot. The Committee would like to hear from you now

275
00:10:18,149 --> 00:10:19,617
(clearing throat)

276
00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:22,286
- Hi, I'm Elliot Spencer, and my interesting fact

277
00:10:22,353 --> 00:10:23,821
is I used to work in retail,

278
00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:26,357
and someone once took a dump in my fitting room.

279
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,360
Also, I've performed off Broadway,

280
00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:31,495
so I'm very qualified to play Olivia.

281
00:10:31,562 --> 00:10:33,764
- Okay, you did not perform off Broadway.

282
00:10:33,831 --> 00:10:36,167
You performed drag at a bar called Off Broadway.

283
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:37,568
- Oh, you're coming for me?

284
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:38,936
You don't want me to clock your tea,

285
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,404
because I can say something very embarrassing

286
00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:41,739
about you right now. - Oh, please,

287
00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:43,341
you don't have anything on me, Elliot.

288
00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:44,408
- Oh, no? - No!

289
00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:45,743
- Oh, no? - No!

290
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:46,911
- Uh-oh. - Elliot...

291
00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:47,912
- Kriska. - Elliot!

292
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,313
- Kriska! - You wouldn't!

293
00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,148
- I would! Kriska still has a Facebook account.

294
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,217
(gasping) - Even I got rid of Facebook.

295
00:10:53,284 --> 00:10:54,952
- Well, I'm only on it to see who's died!

296
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,654
- Uh, she still posts statuses.

297
00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:57,888
- Enough!

298
00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,292
I've always wanted to do that. (chuckling)

299
00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:02,893
Please allow the Committee time to discuss.

300
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,463
This will take hours.

301
00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:08,633
(muttering together): Elliot.

302
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,168
- Elliot, condragulations.

303
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,105
- Ugh! Honestly, are we surprised?

304
00:11:14,171 --> 00:11:16,107
I met the prompt flawlessly.

305
00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,575
Welcome to my winning era!

306
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:19,076
- Your winning era starts tomorrow.

307
00:11:19,143 --> 00:11:21,646
Everyone, get a full eight and back here for a 10,

308
00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:22,580
10:30 call time.

309
00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:25,283
- We'll start at six... AM.

310
00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:26,817
- Boo.

311
00:11:29,387 --> 00:11:31,322
(city soundscape)

312
00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:32,990
(rhythmic music)

313
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,028
- You sure he's even in there? - You saw the post.

314
00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:40,231
- What's up, guys? I'm about to get

315
00:11:40,298 --> 00:11:42,033
absolutely wrecked by a cycle po--

316
00:11:42,099 --> 00:11:43,167
(squealing)

317
00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:45,002
I'm about to get absolutely wrecked

318
00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:46,704
by a cycle power class.

319
00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:48,105
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

320
00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,541
(gasping, chuckling) - There he is! There he is.

321
00:11:50,908 --> 00:11:51,542
Oh, oh!

322
00:11:51,609 --> 00:11:52,710
- Oh, god. His shorts

323
00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:54,111
are even tighter in person. - Hey.

324
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:55,713
Matt? - Okay, he's...

325
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,915
Oh, he's crossing the street, he's crossing the street.

326
00:11:57,982 --> 00:11:59,650
- Get him, get him, get him.

327
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:02,153
- Matt? Matt, hi! (laughing)

328
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:03,421
- Matt!

329
00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:05,022
- Monica! - Hi!

330
00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:07,391
- Doug! What-- - Funny bumping into you here.

331
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,061
- Yeah! What are you doing here? - Oh...

332
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:11,829
Shopping. - Hitting the gym.

333
00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:14,098
Shopping. - We got... so much stuff.

334
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:15,866
- Yes. - Well, where are your

335
00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:16,834
shopping bags?

336
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:17,835
(chuckling)

337
00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,271
- It's what I love about you, Matt.

338
00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:22,606
- Aw. - You're so observant.

339
00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:24,642
- You love things about me?

340
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,777
- Yeah! - So many things!

341
00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:29,113
(chuckling) - What... what else?

342
00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:32,550
- I like the way you... don't tan.

343
00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:34,285
You got-- - Just a lot of freckles

344
00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:36,153
hanging out and touching each other.

345
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,456
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, like a...

346
00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:40,524
like a rotting pear.

347
00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:44,662
- So, Matt. How are things at Atelier?

348
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:48,399
Are you enjoying the fresh approach of the new regime?

349
00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:50,267
- No diggity, no doubt! - Mm-hmm.

350
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,370
- How are you two doing? - Oh, we're fine,

351
00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,238
but congratulations to you.

352
00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:55,439
- Me? - Uh-huh, we heard

353
00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:57,375
you have your own clients now? - Oh, yeah!

354
00:12:57,441 --> 00:12:58,876
- Big responsibility! - Yeah, yeah.

355
00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:00,678
- How's it going? - It's a little

356
00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,947
fast and furious. As in, I'm working fast,

357
00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:04,615
and the clients are getting furious.

358
00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:06,650
- Aww. - No, why?

359
00:13:07,885 --> 00:13:10,454
- I probably shouldn't share that. It's confidential.

360
00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:13,524
- Come on! - Matt, it's Didi and Monmon.

361
00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:16,193
You can tell us! - I mean, I am your mentor,

362
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,595
you know, and I...

363
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:20,498
I always have felt that white men

364
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:23,300
face such barriers to advancement these days.

365
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,403
- I mean, it's almost like reverse racism.

366
00:13:25,469 --> 00:13:26,937
- Almost. (laughing)

367
00:13:27,004 --> 00:13:29,640
- Thank you so much for acknowledging that.

368
00:13:29,707 --> 00:13:31,609
- Well... - Although,

369
00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:33,744
I never really knew you were mentoring me.

370
00:13:33,811 --> 00:13:35,646
- What? - You'd always talk to me

371
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:38,015
the way that my mom talks to our dog.

372
00:13:38,082 --> 00:13:40,651
"Stop." "No." "Out."

373
00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:41,519
- Sit!

374
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:43,187
- Oh, yeah. - Please.

375
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,188
- Sure.

376
00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:46,190
(distant sirens wailing)

377
00:13:46,257 --> 00:13:47,758
Between us,

378
00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:50,961
things are a little touchy with Nomnom Almonds right now.

379
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,496
- Mmm. - Oh, no!

380
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:53,964
- Yeah. - Why?

381
00:13:54,031 --> 00:13:55,533
- A website is claiming

382
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:57,234
that a half gallon of their almond milk

383
00:13:57,301 --> 00:13:58,769
only contains eight almonds.

384
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,772
And they keep nixing my ideas for renaming it.

385
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:04,508
- Like what? - Almost Almonds? No.

386
00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:06,911
A Wee Bit of Almonds? Too Irish.

387
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,813
I Can't Believe It's Not Almonds! Denied.

388
00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:10,648
(scoffing) - I mean, those are really

389
00:14:10,714 --> 00:14:11,882
great ideas. - Mm-hmm.

390
00:14:11,949 --> 00:14:13,584
- Thank you. - What's your CEO say?

391
00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:15,486
- Kriska? Nothing. She's too busy

392
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,922
shooting a mock commercial for Boppin' Burger.

393
00:14:17,988 --> 00:14:20,491
- You know, Matt. Growing almonds

394
00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,359
is terrible for the environment.

395
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,761
- Mm-hmm, so bad. - What?

396
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,262
- You could issue a press release about

397
00:14:25,329 --> 00:14:28,599
how Nomnom is actually Earth-friendly

398
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,868
because they use so few almonds.

399
00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:32,703
That might get the public on your side.

400
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,472
- Mm-hmm. - Just a thought.

401
00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:36,273
- Yup. - That's a great idea.

402
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,475
- Yeah.

403
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,376
- Everyone's calling you a whack hack...

404
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,378
- Hmm. - But I knew they were wrong.

405
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:42,379
(rhythmic music)

406
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,848
Ah, I gotta bounce!

407
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,182
(chuckling)

408
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:46,984
- Thank you, Matt!

409
00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:52,022
- These are all my drag looks that are considered historic

410
00:14:52,089 --> 00:14:54,692
in Washington Heights and some parts of Flushing.

411
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,594
- Tanya used to wear things like that.

412
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:57,962
She'd say she was going to Michael's.

413
00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:01,198
I thought she meant the craft store. Turns out no.

414
00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,601
(Elliot gasping) - I wore this

415
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,302
for my first drag performance.

416
00:15:05,369 --> 00:15:06,637
It was my cousin's baptism

417
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,606
and yes, people did get splashed.

418
00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:09,974
If you know what I mean.

419
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,742
- I'm not sure I do. - Mm-hmm, no.

420
00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:13,978
(Elliot gasping) - Now this is iconic!

421
00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:16,146
I wore this the first time I successfully

422
00:15:16,213 --> 00:15:17,781
did a dip in front of a crowd.

423
00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:20,584
Split down the crotch. My bits were everywhere, honey.

424
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:23,687
Brunch was ruined. - Did not need those details.

425
00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:27,458
- Elliot, while we deeply appreciate all of your "lewks",

426
00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:29,560
let's focus on the one that is most Olivia.

427
00:15:29,627 --> 00:15:31,295
- Ugh. - Kriska, as the director,

428
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:32,963
I need to be in charge here, okay?

429
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,732
(inhaling sharply) - Elliot, while we deeply

430
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:36,200
appreciate all of your "lewks",

431
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,469
let's focus on the one that's most Olivia.

432
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:40,371
- Right. Right.

433
00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:42,273
(rhythmic music)

434
00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:49,780
- Oh, I always loved working with Nomnom Almonds, William.

435
00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:52,416
And I'm so glad you finally returned my call.

436
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:54,718
- Yes, I'm sorry I didn't initially.

437
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:57,888
We were a little put off by the Ad National article.

438
00:15:57,955 --> 00:15:59,490
What was with that picture?

439
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:00,691
(screaming)

440
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:02,693
(chuckling) - Just clowning around.

441
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,495
(steam wand whistling) - Oh, sorry.

442
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,196
Don't worry, former barista here.

443
00:16:06,263 --> 00:16:07,965
Got it under control.

444
00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:10,634
- We're at a real loss as to what to do about Atelier.

445
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:13,070
(Doug squeals) We had a PR crisis,

446
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,839
and Matt came up with a horrible idea

447
00:16:15,906 --> 00:16:18,676
that would've sunk the company. He wanted us to admit

448
00:16:18,742 --> 00:16:20,678
we basically use no almonds.

449
00:16:20,744 --> 00:16:22,546
- Pfft. Environmentalists.

450
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,049
- Almond latte? - Now, this is client service.

451
00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:29,353
- Well, as you may remember, my work is my life.

452
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,256
I will always take your call, no matter where I am.

453
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,725
- I can still hear the screams from that bris.

454
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,860
- Mm. Yes, well, at my new agency--

455
00:16:36,927 --> 00:16:39,430
- Sweet treat? - Thank you, Doug.

456
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,665
- Aw! Almond cookies!

457
00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:44,902
Aw, with an almond printed napkin. Delightful.

458
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,004
- Yes. Um, at my new agency--

459
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,606
- It's also an almond-shaped dish.

460
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:50,441
(gasping) - How clever.

461
00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:51,875
- Thank you, Doug. Um...

462
00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:53,510
So, at my new agency,

463
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:57,948
your company's best interest will always be my top priority.

464
00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,751
- I do like the sound of that.

465
00:17:00,818 --> 00:17:02,086
Are you taking on new clients?

466
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:04,388
- Are you saying you're ready for a change?

467
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:06,624
- Or, might I offer, a change back?

468
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,792
- Oh. (laughing)

469
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,227
Mm!

470
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,696
(rhythmic music)

471
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,100
(Elliot grunting)

472
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,536
- So, Elliot, you look fantastic,

473
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,171
but it is reading way too sexual.

474
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:24,475
- Kriska. I appreciate the feedback,

475
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:27,778
but I am the director, and I need you to respect that.

476
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,147
(Elliot): Mm-hmm. - Elliot, it looks fantastic,

477
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,249
but it's reading a little too sexual.

478
00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:34,752
- Bill?

479
00:17:34,818 --> 00:17:35,919
What do you think?

480
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:37,354
- Kriska may have a point.

481
00:17:37,421 --> 00:17:38,422
I'm pretty aroused right now.

482
00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:40,457
- Bill! - Elliot, do you think

483
00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:42,259
you could be any less sexual?

484
00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:44,962
- I know myself, and no.

485
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:48,332
- Then, I'm sorry, but we need to go in a new direction.

486
00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:49,700
(blowing raspberries)

487
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,101
- Who do we get?

488
00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:52,269
- Gee, I wonder.

489
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:53,570
(Elliot): Girl, just do it.

490
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,672
(Clem): You know you want to. (gasping)

491
00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:56,573
- Oh. No, I couldn't.

492
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,776
(rhythmic music)

493
00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,112
- Confetti.

494
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:04,548
Huge strobes.

495
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:05,649
- Strobes cause seizures.

496
00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:06,583
- Now. - Okay.

497
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,651
- And action!

498
00:18:07,718 --> 00:18:09,453
(rhythmic music)

499
00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:21,999
- How am I looking?

500
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,801
- Well, if we're comparing you to me--

501
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,170
- It looks amazing. (Kriska): Thank you.

502
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:28,572
And cut!

503
00:18:28,639 --> 00:18:31,909
- Kriska! Please. That's my job!

504
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,012
And cut!

505
00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,047
- Thanks again, for meeting with me.

506
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:38,916
I'm telling you, I did everything you said

507
00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,785
with Nomnom Almond. They still fired Atelier.

508
00:18:41,852 --> 00:18:43,821
(Monica scoffing) Is it me?

509
00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:45,222
- Yes. - No!

510
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:46,590
- Uh... no.

511
00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,392
- You know what I think the problem is?

512
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:51,729
Your clients aren't getting to see the real you.

513
00:18:51,795 --> 00:18:53,630
(snapping fingers) - I'll host a group dinner

514
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,165
at Medieval Times. They'll love it!

515
00:18:55,232 --> 00:18:58,902
- Very original, but I think having a video call

516
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:01,739
with all of your clients is the way to go.

517
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:04,308
Video calls worked so well during the pandemic.

518
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:07,311
- Ah, Lord, take me back to the days of banana bread

519
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:08,879
and Tiger King. - Fun!

520
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:11,148
- That's another great idea.

521
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:13,217
I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, Monica.

522
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:14,952
I don't know how I'll ever repay you.

523
00:19:15,018 --> 00:19:17,321
- Helping others is its own reward.

524
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:18,522
- Truly. - That's sweet.

525
00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:20,057
(chuckling) So you got the...

526
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,760
- Sure, we got the check. - Okay, great.

527
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:25,796
Oh! Can't waste my milk. - Yeah!

528
00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:27,598
(gulping loudly)

529
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,833
(Doug): Get that calcium, boy...

530
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,169
(grunting) - Ah...

531
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:35,906
- Okay, bye, Matt. - Group call time, here we go!

532
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:37,841
- Millennials are so embarrassing.

533
00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:39,610
- Yeah, I feel bad for all of them.

534
00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:41,879
They'll never be able to own a home.

535
00:19:41,945 --> 00:19:43,614
- You don't own a home, Doug.

536
00:19:44,181 --> 00:19:45,883
- I own many houses. (Monica scoffing)

537
00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:47,584
- Christmas village doesn't count.

538
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:49,286
(rhythmic music)

539
00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:54,958
(computer dings twice)

540
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,127
- Sorry, I thought this was a one-on-one.

541
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:59,429
- Yeah, sorry. Who are these people?

542
00:19:59,496 --> 00:20:01,498
- You're all of my clients,

543
00:20:01,565 --> 00:20:03,333
and I'm MC Matt.

544
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,570
Giving them ear-gasms with my mellow accent.

545
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:07,805
That's Blackstreet,

546
00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:09,873
no copyright infringement intended.

547
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:12,576
(hip-hop song plays)

548
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:14,812
- What is happening?

549
00:20:14,878 --> 00:20:17,381
- Graa, graa! - Who set this Zoom call up?

550
00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:20,818
(rapping): Uh, uh! I'm not here just for a paycheck.

551
00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,953
I'm here to show you that I'm bangin' exec.

552
00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:25,289
If you want some slogans, I'll give you an array,

553
00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:27,691
because I'm with you every step of the way!

554
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,927
If this was golf, I'd be your caddy.

555
00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:33,096
If you need a spanking, I'm your ad-daddy, yeah!

556
00:20:34,498 --> 00:20:36,300
(silence)

557
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:39,169
(computer dings)

558
00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:40,838
- Okay... I'm out.

559
00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:43,006
(chuckling) - Do you know any Macklemore?

560
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:46,143
- I sure do. He's only the godfather of rap.

561
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,878
(imitates record scratch) Yeah!

562
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:49,513
(♪ Fabulous by C.U.T.)

563
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,448
♪ Show me how you gonna work, work, work it out! ♪

564
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:53,483
♪ (Uh-huh) I hit it bad with a brand new style ♪

565
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,586
♪ Bring it up until the folk get wild! ♪

566
00:20:55,652 --> 00:20:58,055
♪ We turnin' up all the way, all about like ♪

567
00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,057
♪ Work, work, work it out! (Uh-huh) ♪

568
00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:02,092
♪ Come and show me what you're all about! (Like what?) ♪

569
00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:04,094
♪ I'ma shout it real loud and proud like woo! ♪

570
00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:06,330
♪ Baby I'm fabulous! Come on ♪

571
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,269
(♪ Please Me by Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers)

572
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:14,238
♪ Please me but I won't catch you if you fall ♪

573
00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:17,241
♪ See me, I know you're looking after all ♪

574
00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:22,279
♪ Need me waiting for you to make a call ♪

575
00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:27,517
♪ Please me they're only human after all... ♪

576
00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:29,987
(crowd cheering)

577
00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:34,291
♪ Please me, We all know I'm a masterpiece ♪

578
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:37,661
♪ And I can't get enough of myself ♪♪

579
00:21:37,728 --> 00:21:39,463
(sighing)

580
00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:42,065
(clapping)

581
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,102
- Well...

582
00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:48,739
- You definitely brought the Gen Z sensibility

583
00:21:48,805 --> 00:21:50,941
we were looking for. - Yeah.

584
00:21:51,008 --> 00:21:53,110
- But while there was a lot of you,

585
00:21:53,176 --> 00:21:56,914
I didn't see a Boppin' Burger... anywhere.

586
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,148
- No, we shot the burger.

587
00:21:58,215 --> 00:21:59,750
I'm sure we shot the burger.

588
00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:00,751
Didn't we shoot the burger?

589
00:22:00,817 --> 00:22:01,919
- The delivery driver tossed her

590
00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:03,820
a whole bag of burgers.

591
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,722
- Oh, my god. They were in a bag.

592
00:22:05,789 --> 00:22:10,027
- Monica would have given me a bright, shiny, juicy burger

593
00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:12,529
that made vegans cry.

594
00:22:12,596 --> 00:22:14,398
You... did not.

595
00:22:15,098 --> 00:22:18,001
I'm afraid you've completely missed the mark.

596
00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:20,003
(papers rustling)

597
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,172
We'll talk again in a few days.

598
00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:24,975
- It's so nice seeing you. - Mm-hmm.

599
00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:30,380
- I can't believe we forgot to show the burger!

600
00:22:30,447 --> 00:22:33,350
That's like advertising 101, which I got an A in!

601
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:34,718
- Maybe we should've listened to Annabelle

602
00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:37,020
and looked at Monica's-- - No, no. No. You know what?

603
00:22:37,087 --> 00:22:38,255
We did this our way,

604
00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:39,656
and George is just gonna come back to us

605
00:22:39,723 --> 00:22:41,959
and tell us how to do it better, and it's gonna be good,

606
00:22:42,025 --> 00:22:43,327
and we're good, and it's good.

607
00:22:43,393 --> 00:22:45,429
- Is the good in the room with us right now?

608
00:22:45,495 --> 00:22:47,664
- Seriously, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.

609
00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:50,233
I'm good. (sighing)

610
00:22:51,401 --> 00:22:52,970
I. Am. Good.

611
00:22:53,036 --> 00:22:56,273
- That's good, because I'm scared.

612
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:57,040
- Mm-hmm.

613
00:22:57,107 --> 00:22:59,710
(rhythmic music)

614
00:23:01,478 --> 00:23:04,081
- I don't understand. Nomnom, Nest Slippers,

615
00:23:04,147 --> 00:23:06,783
and Heritage Oats all left the agency.

616
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:09,252
- Did they give you any feedback?

617
00:23:09,319 --> 00:23:11,321
- I was told I lack self-awareness

618
00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:14,291
and give off a non-threatening, but off-putting vibe

619
00:23:14,358 --> 00:23:15,859
that no one can quite put their finger on.

620
00:23:15,926 --> 00:23:17,494
Nothing I haven't heard before.

621
00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,696
But with your guidance, I honestly thought

622
00:23:19,763 --> 00:23:21,031
I was getting better.

623
00:23:21,098 --> 00:23:24,668
- Ugh, this is a tough part of the business, Matt.

624
00:23:25,435 --> 00:23:28,005
However, I have been in touch with those same clients,

625
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:30,474
and they have decided to stick with me and Doug.

626
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,477
- Stick with? (chuckling incredulously)

627
00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:35,112
But you're at a different agency now.

628
00:23:35,178 --> 00:23:36,980
(laughing) That would be poaching.

629
00:23:37,047 --> 00:23:40,717
- Potato, potato. - I'm just, uh, giving my former

630
00:23:40,784 --> 00:23:43,620
slash future clients continuity,

631
00:23:43,687 --> 00:23:47,124
professionalism, and the benefit of my years of experience,

632
00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:49,426
while everyone gets over the speed bump

633
00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:53,363
that is Kriska taking the helm at Atelier.

634
00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:54,898
- So...

635
00:23:54,965 --> 00:23:57,534
Atelier doesn't have the clients anymore.

636
00:23:57,601 --> 00:23:58,902
(both): No.

637
00:23:58,969 --> 00:24:00,704
- And you guys do.

638
00:24:00,771 --> 00:24:02,105
(both): Yes.

639
00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:03,707
- So... just to be clear,

640
00:24:03,774 --> 00:24:07,144
you pretended to like me just so you could trick me?

641
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:09,679
- I'm sorry, Matt. It's not personal.

642
00:24:09,746 --> 00:24:10,680
It's just business.

643
00:24:10,747 --> 00:24:12,582
(♪ Work To do by The Isley Brothers)

644
00:24:12,649 --> 00:24:13,817
- Am I gonna get fired?

645
00:24:13,884 --> 00:24:15,852
- That's a question for your CEO.

646
00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,055
- And I'll bet she has a lot of questions for you.

647
00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:20,090
(both chuckling)

648
00:24:23,994 --> 00:24:26,263
(rhythmic music)

649
00:24:26,329 --> 00:24:29,232
Subtitling: difuze

650
00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:12,776
♪ Tubi, Tubi ♪


